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The Fudge Factor replaces Occam's Razor after scientific consensus votes it in. The matter is now considered settled.


According to Wikipedia :
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Occam's razor (also Ockham's razor or Ocham's razorLatinnovacula Occami; or law of parsimonyLatinlex parsimoniae) is the problem-solving principle that states that "Entities should not be multiplied without necessity."[1][2] The idea is attributed to English Franciscan friar William of Ockham (c. 1287–1347), a scholastic philosopher and theologian who used a preference for simplicity to defend the idea of divine miracles. It is sometimes paraphrased by a statement like "the simplest solution is most likely the right one". Occam's razor says that when presented with competing hypotheses that make the same predictions, one should select the solution with the fewest assumptions,[3] and it is not meant to be a way of choosing between hypotheses that make different predictions.

Similarly, in science, Occam's razor is used as an abductive heuristic in the development of theoretical models rather than as a rigorous arbiter between candidate models.[4][5] In the scientific method, Occam's razor is not considered an irrefutable principle of logic or a scientific result; the preference for simplicity in the scientific method is based on the falsifiability criterion. For each accepted explanation of a phenomenon, there may be an extremely large, perhaps even incomprehensible, number of possible and more complex alternatives. Since one can always burden failing explanations with ad hoc hypotheses to prevent them from being falsified, simpler theories are preferable to more complex ones because they are more testable.[6][7][8
... BUT THAT WAS THEN

Ever vigilant cosmologists and climatologists called a snap press briefing to clear up potential misunderstandings


... NOW. 2¬)  Also from Wikipedia 
fudge factor is an ad hoc quantity or element introduced into a calculationformula or model in order to make it fit observations or expectations. Also known as a "Correction Coefficient" which is defined by:
Examples include Einstein's Cosmological Constantdark energy, the initial proposals of dark matter and inflation.[1]

Above: Michio Kaku confesses modern theoretical physics does not use the scientific method. 

Examples in scienceEdit

Some quantities in scientific theory are set arbitrarily according to measured results rather than by calculation (for example, Planck's constant). However, in the case of these fundamental constants, their arbitrariness is usually explicit. To suggest that other calculations may include a "fudge factor" may suggest that the calculation has been somehow tampered with to make results give a misleadingly good match to experimental data.

Cosmological constantEdit

In theoretical physics, when Einstein originally tried to produce a general theory of relativity, he found that the theory seemed to predict the gravitational collapse of the universe: it seemed that the universe should either be expanding or collapsing, and to produce a model in which the universe was static and stable (which seemed to Einstein at the time to be the "proper" result), he introduced an expansionist variable (called the Cosmological Constant), whose sole purpose was to cancel out the cumulative effects of gravitation. He later called this, "the biggest blunder of my life."[2]

WE BELIEVE THAT CLAIMS MUST BE BACKED UP, SO WE DID OUR OWN RESEARCH :

CLIMATOLOGY DID VERY WELL TO COME IN SECOND PLACE WITH AROUND 65% OF THE DISCIPLINE TURNING OUT TO BE MODELED ON FUDGE, A DECLINE FROM 85% WHEN THE HOCKEY STICK MODEL DOMINATED TO THE CURRENT CMIP6

PAST EXAMPLES OF THE SUCCESS OF THE FUDGE FACTOR IN CLIMATE SCIENCE ARE ARCHIVED HERE

PAST EXAMPLES OF THE SUCCESS OF THE FUDGE FACTOR GENERALLY IN SCIENCE ARE STILL LEANING TOWARDS THE DOMINANCE OF CLIMATE SCIENCE,THEY ARE ALSO ACHIVED, YOU CAN FIND THEM HERE

CLIMATOLOGY COULD NOT MATCH COSMOLOGY IN THE END, COSMOLOGY PROVIDED ITS OWN MATHEMATICS TO PROVE THEIR 96% FUDGE FACTOR CLAIM! 

COSMOLOGY AND ASTROPHYSICS ARE NOT ABOUT TO LET THE CLIMATE SCIENTISTS OUTDO THEM,  SO THEY HAVE CREATED THEIR STANDARD COSMOLOGICAL MODEL CALLED THE LAMBDA-CDM MODEL. THIS IS A WONDER TO BEHOLD AND BY THEIR OWN ESTIMATIONS THEIR MODEL YEILDS A UNIVERSE THAT IS A STAGGERING 96% PURE FUDGE FACTOR. YOU CAN FIND IT RIGHT HERE

Urgent: "We only have 12 years left before we extend the deadline to a later date!" Climate Scientists


Global warming became "climate change" and word on the street is that "climate fiasco" or "climate farce" is the front-runner for the next rebrand.


WORLD—Climate experts have solemnly warned that we only have twelve years left until they change the dates on globalwarming again. (Continued below link)


https://www.thegwpf.com/english-summer-failing-to-meet-alarmist-expectations/?fbclid=IwAR3M-9kakGMxfcmACciUWnnnwVIAp91W-9ZtLKFy7ahjASKukdYfGYy43lo

"If we don't take action, then in 12 years we will have to explain why the world hasn't ended and come up with a new number," one UN scientist warned. "This is a very serious threat, and we urge everyone to hand control of the economy to the government immediately before we have no more time left to change the timeline again."
The scientific consensus is that roughly 10-12 years from now, the world will be flooded with new doomsday predictions. This can all be avoided if we overhaul the economy and become socialists, according to non-political, unbiased sciencey type guys.
"Should we not change our ways, our old predictions will melt, dangerously raising the chance of us having to move the goalposts again," said Al Gore. "Do you really want me to write another book, film another movie, and go on another tour in my private jet just because you dingbats couldn't be bothered to alter your lifestyles? I don't think so. Let's all get on board with this 12-year figure, or we'll have to push back the date again." 
Keep reading at the link below

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-warn-we-have-only-12-years-left-until-they-change-the-dates-on-global-warming-again?fbclid=IwAR0jGlodhnUuLBw3683e9ADC4TfYewFP2PHKdjuzIv-wINrPY21IjOgJL9g


More climate change satire? 

Scientists Trace Heat Wave To Massive Star At Center Of Solar System

Image Courtesy The Onion

PASADENA, CA—Groundbreaking new findings announced Monday suggest the record-setting heat wave plaguing much of the United States may be due to radiation emitted from an enormous star located in the center of the solar system.
Scientists believe the star, which they have named G2V65, may in fact be the same bright yellow orb seen arcing over the sky day after day, and given its extreme heat and proximity to Earth, it is likely not only to have caused the heat wave, but to be responsible for every warm day in human history.
"Our measurements indicate the massive amount of energy this thing gives off is able to travel 93 million miles and reach our planet in as little as eight and a half minutes," said Professor Mitch Kivens, an astronomer at the California Institute of Technology. "While we can't see them, we're fairly certain these infrared rays strike Earth's surface, become trapped by the atmosphere, and just heat everything up like a great big oven."

"We originally thought that if this star was producing temperatures of 100-plus in the South and Midwest, it must be at least 100 degrees itself," Kivens added. "But it turns out it's far, far hotter than that, with a surface temperature of nearly 10,900 degrees Fahrenheit."

Kivens and his CalTech colleagues said this intense radiation, which results from constant nuclear reactions converting hydrogen to helium in the star's core, could also account for why the orb in the sky is extremely bright and difficult to stare at directly.
While scientists initially assumed the heat and luminescence of the star must make it the largest in the universe—a theory lent credence by the star appearing much bigger than other objects in the sky—they said the data actually appear to refute such a notion.
"Apparently it's gigantic simply because it's closer to us than any other star," Kivens said. "Which would also account for why we feel this particular star's heat during the day but are not warmed by the tiny blinking stars we see at night."

When asked if anything could be done to prevent or counteract the star's heat production, Kivens expressed skepticism.
"No, for the foreseeable future, I think we're locked into orbit with this thing," he said. "Although the star seems to disappear every night, 24-hour reports from around the world seem to indicate the star never leaves Earth entirely."
Residents of heat- and drought-stricken regions welcomed the findings, thankful to finally have an explanation for the high temperatures, if no relief from them.

"That makes sense, because it's usually hotter when that [star] is up in the air," said Stillwater, OK resident Asher Arps, 31, speaking to reporters as temperature rose to 110 degrees over the weekend. "I knew it lit things up, of course, but I didn't realize it could make things hot."
"The big star heats the earth, and the moon cools it—I get it," he added.
As to potential applications of the new discovery, experts acknowledge the possibilities could be limitless.

"This is a watershed moment," renewable energy specialist Dr. Martin Flint said. "Who knows where this could lead? Perhaps we could develop a method of harnessing these big star rays and transforming them into some sort of ecologically friendly power source."

"Wait, what am I saying?" he said, laughing. "I'm getting ahead of myself. We still don't understand how it's possible for that thing to be up in the sky in January when it's freezing outside."

Article Originally Appeared on The Onion.

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