Quantum Climate Change



When claims of warming seem outrageous, they probably are. There is no better way of demonstrating this than comparing those claims against each other to see if they support each other by being factually consistent in the larger context. What I am regularly discovering is that when the claims are actually followed through many of them directly contradict EACH OTHER, casting doubt over whether the data is sourced by unaligned scientists or by clowns that have escaped from the circus.

The latest is the amazing discovery that everywhere is warming twice as fast as everywhere else!

Yes, you read correctly. 

"Everywhere". 

It's all warming at double the rate of... 
Well, ...

...everywhere else?


Isn't Climate Change amazing? Or is it back to "Global Warming" now, or "Climate Disruption", or perhaps maybe " Climate Emergency "?  Whichever rebrand is being favoured will surely get top marks for the dissertation that somebody must surely be doing at Clown Colledge!

Whichever it is, the important thing is that It would appear the climate " situation" can do anything. Its not constrained by the petty laws of physics, or logic and reason.  This is why I am putting forward yet ANOTHER nomination for the new rebrand: "Quantum Climate Change". 

This seems apt because that way they get to have multiple conditions at once all occurring at the same time, more like a spread out wave of probalities whose precise measurements elude predictions, thus collapsing that wave.

Plus they can immediately flip back and forth in true entangled fashion with small fluctuations in the date, instantaneously over great distances.

Case in point the urgent case of Canada warming at twice the global average, that nobody wanted us to know so it was clearly leaked and was not meant to get out...

Half way across the world Sweden are having the same problems:

As are Norway:

As are Russia a bit further East yet:

Moving North to the arctic we have the same phenomenon:


And of course Alaska taking us back near Canada where we began:

But I would never leave out my home country South Africa:

In fact Africa in general:

Lets go back to the East to China, also warming twice as far as the rest of the world:

Just like Tibet:

Japan:

Singapore:

And Korea:

What about Iceland?

Britain?

Can we get even more specific? How about the Adirondacks near NYC?

Or sunny Spain?

Even sunnier Australia:

Or Freezing Finland?

How about the Himalayan mountains?

Or even just "mountains in general"


...Bottom line?
 There is nothing that Climate Change cannot do.  It even violates the laws of physics!